Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2009-10-17 18:16:35 UTC
Snoodle
The act of rolling the foreskin over any object of appropriate size,
ie. the nozzel of some poor bastard's sipper bottle, the head of a GI-Joe,
or even items of food like frankfurters or meatballs. The concept of
snoodleing seems to be synonymous with homosexual activity, yet for this to
be a sexual act between two gay men, one would expect both the snoodlee and
the snoodler would have erect penises. Now here's the point - it is possible
for the snoodlee to have an errection, but if the snoodler is erect also
then the physical act of snoodeling becomes impossible as the foreskin has
been stretched back down the shaft. Therefore, for a snoodle to take place,
the snoodler at least must be flacid, thus implying that the man giving the
snoodle is deriving no sexual pleasure from it, and is therefore not gay. I
propose that a more fitting and universal definition to the term snoodle be
adopted, to include all the perfectly straight guys out there who enjoy
snoodling all manner of regular household items just for the simple pleasure
of freaky phallic humour, and in pursuit of the ellusive "snoodle-pop" that
occurs when disengaging the foreskin from a hollow cylindrical object such
as a beer bottle.
My favorite item to snoodle is a screwdriver that has a hollow
compartment in the plastic handle where extra screw-bit attatchments are
housed. Once These are removed and the snoodle is engaged a vacume seal is
created by giving the screwdriver a slight tug. When the handle of the
screwdriver is swiftly disengaged from the foreskin there emenates the most
wonderful and pleasing "pop" sound. This can be achieved using all sorts of
hollow cylindrical objects. Try it for yourself and see what kinds of
snoodle-pops you can achieve.
--
Children exist solely to inherit a man's trade, his moral code, and his
property. All that is gone now. We rent our apartments from someone else;
there is nothing for our children to inherit. We work for others; we have
no craft to teach them. We haven't a clue what the child wants to be when
he grows up; and by the time the child is grown, the rules we lived by will
have no value--he will live in another universe. If a man accepts the fact
that everything much change then he accepts that life is reduced to nothing
more than the sum of his own experience; past, present, and future
generations mean nothing to him.
The act of rolling the foreskin over any object of appropriate size,
ie. the nozzel of some poor bastard's sipper bottle, the head of a GI-Joe,
or even items of food like frankfurters or meatballs. The concept of
snoodleing seems to be synonymous with homosexual activity, yet for this to
be a sexual act between two gay men, one would expect both the snoodlee and
the snoodler would have erect penises. Now here's the point - it is possible
for the snoodlee to have an errection, but if the snoodler is erect also
then the physical act of snoodeling becomes impossible as the foreskin has
been stretched back down the shaft. Therefore, for a snoodle to take place,
the snoodler at least must be flacid, thus implying that the man giving the
snoodle is deriving no sexual pleasure from it, and is therefore not gay. I
propose that a more fitting and universal definition to the term snoodle be
adopted, to include all the perfectly straight guys out there who enjoy
snoodling all manner of regular household items just for the simple pleasure
of freaky phallic humour, and in pursuit of the ellusive "snoodle-pop" that
occurs when disengaging the foreskin from a hollow cylindrical object such
as a beer bottle.
My favorite item to snoodle is a screwdriver that has a hollow
compartment in the plastic handle where extra screw-bit attatchments are
housed. Once These are removed and the snoodle is engaged a vacume seal is
created by giving the screwdriver a slight tug. When the handle of the
screwdriver is swiftly disengaged from the foreskin there emenates the most
wonderful and pleasing "pop" sound. This can be achieved using all sorts of
hollow cylindrical objects. Try it for yourself and see what kinds of
snoodle-pops you can achieve.
--
Children exist solely to inherit a man's trade, his moral code, and his
property. All that is gone now. We rent our apartments from someone else;
there is nothing for our children to inherit. We work for others; we have
no craft to teach them. We haven't a clue what the child wants to be when
he grows up; and by the time the child is grown, the rules we lived by will
have no value--he will live in another universe. If a man accepts the fact
that everything much change then he accepts that life is reduced to nothing
more than the sum of his own experience; past, present, and future
generations mean nothing to him.